New arms for an anniversary - HSS

Congratulations to the Heraldry Society of Scotland whose newly granted supporters commemorating the forthcoming Golden Jubilee, were unveiled at their AGM yesterday. I always liked the crest character which, by accident or design, had always been depicted in the image of one of its original founding members, Charles John Burnett, Ross Herald of Arms Extraordinary, but time moves on and it seems that he has now been replaced by a likeness of the recently deceased Mark Dennis, who was appointed as Ormond Pursuivant of Arms in 2009 and later elevated to Ross Herald of Arms Extraordinary in 2017, a role he held until his retirement from active court duties in 2020. Life moves on. A well deserved tribute to a man whom I though should have been successful in his application to become Lord Lyon.

The Original "Burnet" arms of the HSS

The new "supported" "Dennis" arms of the HSS.

I must admit that when I first saw the newly granted supporters they brought to mind one of the supporters from the completely unauthorised arms adopted many years ago by the late former Chairman of the HSS Romilly Squire who referred to these arms as his "foreign" arms to be use outwith the borders of Scotland.

The "foreign" arms of the late Romilly Squire (artist, himself).

New arms for a extinct family (attributed) - decided.

After some deliberation I have decided to go with the chevron and thistles coat for the arms to be attributed to a fictional family surnamed Touchnor.

Arms: Per chevron Or and Vert, a chevron per chevron between three thistles all counterchanged.

Crest: A porcupine Proper.

Motto: Noli Tangere.

This achievement is presented as an heraldic pun, canting arms or arme parlante; a visual pun on a person's or family's surname using the symbols and charges depicted on their coat of arms.

To play on the surname of "Touchnor" (soundalike: "Touch-no"), this design centres around the idea of avoiding contact or keeping a secure boundary. I have made the "barrier" a chevron per chevron counterchanged and the charges are thistles: A thistle is a prickly, wild herbaceous plant characterized by sharp, needle-like prickles or spines covering its leaves and stem. These sharp bits are a natural defence mechanism designed to protect the plant from being eaten by grazing animals. Thistles litterally say "Touch me not". or "Touch no". 

The crest of a porcupine visually enforces the concept of "do not touch."

The Latin motto Noli Tangere (often written as noli me tangere) literally means "do not touch me." or, "Touch not", a play on the name Touchnor.

Please note, these arms have been designed for a fictional character in a book.

International Rabbit Day 2026

 Today is International Rabbit Day so here are the canting arms of  Conisbie.

Conisbie, alias Coningsby, of Nene Solers (Co. Salop) and Morton Bagott (Co. Warwick)

Arms: Gules, three conies sejant two and one Argent. 

Crest: A coney sejant Argent,

(Visitations 1623 and Edmonson)

This one is quite obvious as a cony (or coney) is the traditional heraldic term for a rabbit, frequently used in British heraldry. Representing fertility and a gentle nature, it often appears in canting arms (puns on surnames) and is commonly depicted as brown, sitting (sejant), or running (courant). Here, it is Argent.

Why do we need a Doncaster East and Axholme Coat of Arms?

Ten out of ten for enthusiasm but I'm not hopeful that the result will be anything but a right pig's ear of a design; it usually is whenever the general public are asked to design a coat of arms or a flag (witness the wonderful flag that Telford has been blessed with). 

And let's just set aside the fact that the College of Arms is strongly under the impression that it is in control of the granting of new armorial bearings and may have an opinion on the actions of Members of Parliament straying into its territory.

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For reference, this is the new Telford flag. 

Talk - Suffolk Heraldry Society

 I shall be giving an online Zoom talk to members and friends of the Suffolk Heraldry Society on Thursday 18 February 2027 at 7.30pm.

I look forard to seeing you there.

New arms for a extinct family (attributed)

I am in the process of designing fictional arms for a 16th century family with the surname Tichnor from the fictional manor of Tichnor (the Tichnor surname is extinct in England). Needless to say, as I am fond of punning arms, puns feature heavily in the design. Design B has, possibly, the stronger pun but design A has its merits. 

Here are the two images and the explanation behind the puns is bellow.

Design B:

To play on "Touchnor" (soundalike: "Touch-no"), this design centres around the idea of avoiding contact or keeping a secure boundary. The Shield  is Vert (Green), symbolizing nature, growth, and the countryside but it is the main charge which provides the pun. The only charge on the shield is a Noli me tangere (Latin for "touch me not") flower, specifically, a stylized Touch-Me-Not (or Jewelweed) plant. This provides a direct, botanical pun on the name. The Border (bordure) counter-compony of Argent (Silver) and Sable (Black) signifies a boundary, wall, or barrier, enforcing the "nor/no" portion of the name by saying "stop, do not cross, don't touch me.

The crest of a porcupine visually enforces the concept of "do not touch."

The Latin motto Noli Tangere (often written as noli me tangere) literally means "do not touch me." or, "Touch not", a play on the name Touchnor.

Design A:

The same basis applies but here I have made the "barrier" a chevron per chevron counterchanged and the charges are thistles: A thistle is a prickly, wild herbaceous plant characterized by sharp, needle-like prickles or spines covering its leaves and stem. These sharp bits are a natural defence mechanism designed to protect the plant from being eaten by grazing animals. Thistles litterally say "Touch me not". or "Touch no". 

I shall mull it over.

 

Shropshire's Punning Heraldry - now available to purchase

The book is now available to pre-order (expected to be in stock within 10 days) at £40 plus shipping. 

A4 size (210 x 297 mm) Hard back and full colour.

Excluding the forword and index there are 138 pages and 184 colour images.

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